The Spice Rack Love Test for the one in Charge of the Household Spices.

How much do you love your family or mate and care about their well being? Welcome to the first Spice Rack Love Test by RU?

Ratings:  Percentage Of spices in your cabinet that are fresh.

100% spices in date. - you love your mate or family like no other - can I come over for dinner:). 75% spices in date - you may just be frugal but quit being lazy.
50% spices in date - It may be time to buy the Entertainment coupon book, and go out.
25% spices in date - don't cook for company, you may get sued.
0%  spices in date - Famliy services may need to be called, quick.



Who received this email from RU....?  RU and Hippledipple ponder the question....hmmmm...

RU expressin his inner most feelings...

-You see, awhile back I said, I am anti responsibility when it comes to a women, and the reason I said that is that, the opposite is true, if I have a women that I am responsible for, I will do everything in my power to give her a hand, because I care, and its the right thing to do, but theres some things I got to do in this world, just cause they are  in front of me, and I can't be shackled down at the moment, and theres no women going to want to put up with that..theres no women that deserves that.....so until I get this...what ever this thing is in side of me..out of me..thats how its got to be..now this is not implying to you or any other girl out there, its just in general on how I am, and the actions that I take in my life, cause  alot of people are questioning them.....

Hippledipple looks at RU and starts yellin at the top of his lungs...(wait Hippledipple doesn't have lungs....he does have foot-toes though)...." RU get it out of you.....GEt it out of you RU....????" , Hippledipple starts the exerscissor on RU tryin to get the evil "what ever this thing is in side of me" thing out of RU........Hippeldipple starts bouncin around RU throwin expired spices at him, tryin to stir of up the whatever it is in RU......at the same moment, as all the women envision RU shacked to the floor, yellin "help.......help!!.....get me out of here!!.....I got this thing inside of me and I can't stay here.....help!!!......help....unshackle me now women......unshackle me now......!!!!  All RU can hear is the women yellin at him as he shackled to the ground......" your mine now RU....you ain't going anywhere....not to the store.....not to the movies....not out to the game with your buddys....your mine now...and I am going to put you in a glass case and show all how I entrapped you.!!!!"  RU pounds on the ground like he did when he was five in the grocery store.....tryin to get the sugar glaze death stick that no one would buy him....."pound!!...pound!!!....pound....help....help.......!!!......

RU and Hippledipple look around at everyone and  they think.....stay tuned it's going to get crazy in here....some days nothing will show up....other days.....the words will just not stop flowin.......always stop back...this is going to be a long journey......a long journey in this exerscissor........?:)  Hippledipple points over to a big reservoir and says," RU I built this big reservoir for you to unload "whatever is in side of you", so you can move on to find your future girl of your dreams....I hope it's big enough to contain the flow that is about to be unleashed.....If not,  I-Hippledipple... can make It bigger......I Hippledipple can make it bigger....!!!' as Hippledipple pounds his shovel on the edge of the reservoir, as dirty dirt falls down the edges......RU points down to the bottom, and says, " Hey look...there's a ducky down there playin in the reservoir.....!.....Hippledipple says, " Yep..RU with what you got going on.....were about to start R own ecosystem out of this exerscissor.....and we might need some permits.....:)..... RU and Hippledipple start yellin, " come here Ducky...come here....!":)


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