The Blatherspews of RU...
RU rolls in the PIB-BayWAy with his watermarked spellin, and massive amounts of commas, thats enough to send any proper beautiful english teacher to the point of sweet insanity:)...so, as the steamy purple pink striped beaded fog approaches, hidden again, as once before, stowed aboard, in a purfume sweet smellin, pokeadotted purse thats startin to burn his and his buddy HippleDipple's tender eyes..RU arrives on a different journey this time, with love in his heart and a girl Goddess, on his mind....The History of RU and the island goes something like this ..back many,many, hundreds of yrs ago..RU was damp, cold, hungry, and sufferin from scurvy with a ph below seven imbalance, after bein locked in a moldy lock box, in an old wooden pirate ship's basement, seven boards high. RU got to thinkin about escapin and asked a rat possie scurryin past thru the keyhole, to open the box and naw the ichy ropes from his, once, olive oil tenderized flesh..as the fury rats passed, they hit up RU with the "Hang Loose Sign" and freed RU from his pirate captors...RU then micromanaged to get himself to the plank, and did a triple summersalt dive with a perfect eleven heaven splash, that ended up breakin his right pinky that curltailed him into a state of panic, of wit--ch, eventually, removed the o2 from his head, an RU ended up passin out..as he floated to shore on his back, cuz, RU floats, due to his million weave threads that he sports for the ladies.  RU was then picked up by a passer byer floatin on a flamin marshmellowjello body cooliee, and nursed back to reality, by the passer byer beautiful island girl nurse with a potassium iv drip...as RU got up on his feet again, he decided to go hang out at the local eatery, and shake off the pirate rapshur-capture & escape. So as RU was chillin there, at the eatery, sippin an almond/cucumber lemmon glazed shirley temple, there was a shear moment of silence as RUs chair rumbled, and in thru the outdoor,came rolling in, this beautiful angel like Goddess with all the class(You got the class, you don't need the cash:), like no other, decked out in what seemed to be, halloween white fur wing tips with a tint of blue, and an oarrraaaa that seemed to stop the electron movements of RU's universe.(row row row your electron boat:)...she strolled passed RU and touched his forearm and said, "excuse me", with a warm glow about her...it was like no other to RU, except for that one that got away, on a deep dark dreary night centuries before...but, as quickly as she rolled in, she rolled back out with the purple pink steamy fog, to never be seen again. To RU, she is known as the "Ghostful Maiden Goddess of PIB",....so RUs on a different journey this time, as he passes on his way to the big island, and thats to try an find the "GMG of PIB, that he had once seen and was once touched by on the forearm,in a crowded island saloon, many many years ago, but was unable to give her the attention needed to secure her presence, before she disappeared in the alleys of the RB...to never be seen again by RU.....---after the tellin, of the history, of the story, HippleDipple looks at RU as they are huddled up in the one way woman's purse on the ferry boat ride, with a tear in Hippledipples eye, he says, " You done yet, dude, your wearin on me?"...RU looks back and says, "Yep, its time to have some summerseasalt fun, find us some chingdadingding, and keep one eye open for the "GMG of PIB"..".days later, after RU and HippleDipple manage to get free from the purse, land on the island and get deperfumed, they are sittin theer admiring all the scuttlebuses, and are tryin to decide what to do to earn some money to get um some good eats on the island and RU says, " I got it, its right in front of us, right here!", as RU points to the island garage sale ad...Hippledipple looks at RU and says, " what are we goin to do at the garage sale?", RU looks back at HP and says, " we are going to get all the sellers to give us, for free, all their "dust" on all their items and we  are going to resell the "dust" to all the golf cart, bike and scuttlebus owners!",HP looks perplexed at RU and says, "What dude, are you kiddin me?", RU looks back and says, " no..we gather all the dust, and pump it into all the tires of all the island people movers, which in turn will make the vehicles lighter and more likely to float, and that in turn will make the people movers more fuel effiiicient from less weight, which in turn will save the owners more money on fuel and help the environment!!!!!...got it!!!",..moments later..HP looks back at RU and says, " Your a Genius, dude..lets get to work"....days later after the dust remover recyclable pump tire injector is invented..RU and Hippledipple move on to the garage sales to stir up some controversy on the dust idea and fill their dust bags to the rim...As Ru and HP walk down the path to the first garage sale RU looks and says to Hp, " Hey man, how bout this, we take some of the dust and make dust necklaces, and sell them to the crowds so when the bands start playin, they can float around the dance floors...:)"..Hippledipple shakes his head and thinks.."this guys a genius.."...next up RU and HP in a knock down, drag out, negotiation for some garage sale dust...compliments of RU...an keep an eye open for the hidden Blatherspews of RU around the Island..they maybe where you least expect them.:)..and all rights humbaaleey reserved by RU, so tread lightly, or you might be walkin the cedar salmon plank...cause isn't it, whats said on the island...most of the time, stays on the island..RU and Hippple Dipple put their little fingers up to their lips....shhhhhhhhhhhh...it's time to have some fun summer...:) Hippledipple looks over at RU and say, ' hey man, summers over, it took you too long to write all that...you got to write faster if you want to find your girl........!!!


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