Content copyright 2017. RUanHippledipple. All rights reserved....my buddy an I are talkin about how I made large vehicle purchase years ago and he was sayin I had to eat r. noodles to pay it off...and acouple hours later we stopped  to help a girl in distress with a leak in fuel filter and sure enough there was the case of r noodles on the counter.....

..we were watchin a game an the team was losin, told my buddy we had to change places to change the luck.....as soon as I said that a couple walked in and wanted us to move over...we moved over an the team luck changed and they won.....

...ran into a girl last week haven't seen in years on one side of town.....just ran into her again...acouple days later.....

posted  on a datin site...to find you baby..:)

I enjoy doing just about anything. I am a motivator and spontaneous. I enjoy going to any kind of event that stimulates the mind and body. However, yoga is not my style, although, I was told I need to stretch my hamstrings more, so I don't get hurt playing hockey. Will you help me stretch my hamstrings, that would be helpfull in this decision to chose you to be my partner in crime.....RU and Hippledipple just can't get enough hamstring leverage to get the job done.......search an u shall find Hippledipple an RU...my terowdacktal lover...:)...you see it's very complicated...very...you got to be a trooper with wambat wings...that can take you over any twist and turn that we may encounter...the safest place for us will be under the comforter..as much time as we can spend unclothed under the million weave sheets will be the best with me whipspering in your ear how beautiful you are and how much I love you and it will prevent me from gettin into trouble tryin to save the human race....cause I can:)....I have woke up too many days tryin to figure it out and I now have it,...the answer to all the questions...am I destined to be alone with all the answers...man I hope not cause my friends are going to go crazy....but you must be ready to have all the answers...:)not that you will have to hear them,...you might have to live them.....and that is love:)..most do not want to know all the answers....cause they can be very mysterious at times. and treacherous and it pushes them to make the hard decisions and actions...RU rolls over to his future sweetness and starts to massage her shoulders..with deep penetrating movements, as she starts to feel the blood molecules run thru her veins like it's the track at Indy....and her temperature rises to volcanic levels and the steam starts to roll out of the ends of her cloths of what she has left on....cause she's wearin all of RUs disinigrating clothes line apparel....an for a moment theres this rush of hot rain water that falls from the sky(RU looks up and trys to figure where the rain water came from....???)...and then she trembles to get the words out that she can't take it any more...and RU turns her around an...kisses her so gently.......and then tastes her natural banana lip stick and RU starts to go crazy and tries to lick every every bit of the banana lip stick off her suckculent lips...as she loves it and starts to put more on inbetween the licks..and it's an endless cycle of RU's licks and her wipin more natural banana lip stick on.....for hours on end this goes on..until their lips are all reddish and....until the last natural banana lip stick cream surfaces to the top of the natural banana lip stick container....and then they both look at each other in shock as the cycle ends and then with out talkin they jump into the transporter to the go to the natural banana lipstick store to buy more...and then they buy more but can't get out of the store cause they want more.. more.. more of the natural banana lip stick fetish thing thats takin place.... as they start the cycle again..of puttin the natural banana lips stick on and lickin it off....again..again an again......as they get discombobulated an start knockin over tables with merchandise on them as the store clerk tries to steady the tables to prevent damage of all the products on the tables...as other customers look in awe, wishin ,they could be one of the ones thats entrapped in the natural banana lickin fetish thing that's goin on...then theres shear panick of people grabbin for tubes of the natural banana lips stick bumpin into each other as they try to get the clerk to get back to the cash register...so they can buy..buy...buy more of the natural banana lipstick....to be apart of the love with someone they want to be with....that's takin place between the girl and the girl's companion..... RU...... :)..as Hippledipple is in the background  tryin to help the clerk sell all the natural alkaline banana lip stick....that is rollin off the shelf...:) way off in a far away banana land they get wind of the natural banana lip stick lickin fetish thing thats goin on and the monkeys start to panick and start rippin off the bundles of bananas of the banana trees ,in fear, the love lickin fetish thing will cause a ripple and end normallllcee in the banana markets....creatin havic in the food chain......leavin them bananaless........but out from no where...banana man comes to the rescue and pulls out his banana man multie taskin banana lip stick synthetic all natural banana lip stick maker....and puts it on display in the banana fields for all the monkeys to see so they chill out......as the monkey panick subsides.......:)...I miss you baby.......:)

....get this...I was searchin for you baby on craigslist cause I had some tickets to a show....so somebody took my ad, cut and pasted it and then added the part about lookin for sex and posted it on their site......hmmm....wonder who that was...hmmmm......ecia......interpool(what the heck is interpool anyway?)...hmmmm....gold sellers....hmmmm....currency market buffs......hmmm....acidic sellers........hmmmm...this is gettin interesting......hmmmm:)....na I got it, none of these.....it was someone that thought my writings would turn someone on so they couldn't produce their own and had to cut and paste mine onto theirs......RU looks up in the air and thinks...." maybe I got a future in turning single women on...hmmm....if I was able to turn all the single women on in the world...could the world be saved....hmmm......I think maybe maybe ...so...hmmmmmmm:)....really baby, I just want to turn you on.but.....:)!!!:)...maybe that might be the way though...if the government doesn't print enough money an  give it to the people as the population grows so that they are not shuffling around like rats in a landfill tryin to find something to eat....an fillin little kids stomachs will high processed sugars........that just might be my decree.......", RU looks at Hippledipple and says, " hows this?......I shall attempt to turn on every single women in the world and will continue to do so until the spiritual souls of the governments understand that they need to put enough currency in the markets through the people to erraddddicate all the uneccessary evils in the world..including reducing co2....at the same time controlling inflation........"....Hippledipple looks over at RU and says, " now your on to something brother....now your on to something.....vroommmm....vroooommmmmm...."

here's the ad as they posted it after cut and paste....pasted past the "single"..and before "wants to go" ..

(Lookin for single girl for Jimmy Buffet concert RU needs a single gir women looking for sex tonight in Central Manchester, Bisbee ND, Franca, Bingen WA, London, Cinnaminson l that wants to go to the Jimmy Buffet concert on Thursday. Tickets just handed over to me. No commitments, no charges, just a night of good music, and RU and Hippledipple:). Must act fast before I sell them to someone else. Concerts at Star lake I do believe. I will drive and buy diner if your hungry, or if you don't like people watching you eat, eat before you come. Need spontanous girl that will make it home safe:) P.S. You don't have to be my dream girl to attend, no pressure. Must be over 21, perferably older. Under 25 need parents permission:) I do not drink or do drugs. You can drink but not into being around any drugs, prozac is not allowed:). I do not think there will be drugs at this concert? Other option, if you have friends that are going and you guys need a designated driver and an extra ticket I am your man. I just got done driving a taxi shuttle bus up at (the island:)). You'll be in good hands. I am used to driving around party girls. No group of party girls that I can't get them there and back safe. You got to throw up, you throw up in a customized pizza box.:) 

so baby if you take anything out of this......if your on prozac your not for me....:)...but if your on an anti depressant and your the one...and you are willing to get off of that anti depressant thru my love I bring to you...you'll be the one for me.....

....cowincidence...I was at the auto parts store and walked in about an alternator and the two guys(one customer) at the counter looked at me very oddly and said we were just talking about an alternator...now this was at an autoparts store so alternator talk should be around the store..but why did they think it was so strange......???

....cowincidence...I was sittin at a bar eatin my food readin a newspaper drinkin my pink lemonade...as a guy starts singing to a song on the sound system....right at the same moment I get to the part in some article that says, something about......." you can join in singing".........so I am readin an article about joining in singing a song..right at the same moment some guy starts blerting out these lyrics to the song playin in the bar.......


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