Now listen, if something of yours disappears out of your lawn or shrubs..I didn't take it......like I didn't take Jennyennys little pristine elf....I would have to assume that he got out of dodge cause she was on one of her chocolatemolassecarmelmacoroni&cheesedonut kicks and the poor guy didn't feel safe.....but my thoughts are if you want to get your elf back....you need first back away from the chocolatemolassecarmelmacoroni&cheesedonuts......Hippledipple shouts, " back away Jennyenny...back away......now!!!!....before theres a  chocolatemolassecarmelmacoroni&cheesedonut shortage and then won't be able to fix the levies cause they won't have any more  chocolatemolassecarmelmacoroni&cheesedonuts to clogg up the holes".........then go out and put a bowl of elf biddles in  a bowl and sit out on your front porch and make elf snorts....I know  you can make elf snorts Jennyenny...I have hear them before.....RU ...looks around to see if anybodies around and starts dooooing Jennyenny elf shorts...." snort....snort......snortdadedort"..............you got that Jennyennny.....and then if that doesn't work get out the radar-blaster-elf-rapster..and set him lose in the front yard...and that should do the trick..trick.....but quit callin my phone and leavin messages that I stole your elf...cause I would not steal it....if anything you would find me in the front yard makin sweet love to her....cause now I just made the him elf to a her elf.......and the neighbors would call the copsters and you would have to yell out me to get in the house...." now!!!!!!!!!...." ...as your jacked up on your chocolatemolassecarmelmacoroni&cheesedonutoes.....:)

Baby....don't worry when I find you...this Jennyenny will not be a problem in our relationship....:)


Now real quick...the question came up this week...."is Hippledipple the anti.......?"....and the answer to that is no...and we will be coming with a big long explanation of why Hippledipple is not the anti......" and if anybody tries to fill anybodys mind with that  then they are on the wrong side of the cortex...and very....very afraid of the truth inorder to protect their selfish interest......Good night Jennyenny and to all a good night............

Moments later you see shadows with rapstergasper music playing as RU, Hippledipple..and the elf are doing the moon walk.........:) RU looks over at the elf and says...." you better get home elfy elf.....:)


and who in their right mind would put a elf outside during halloween....a elf is for Christmas....I would call elfchildren services...if I levatated next door....to leave an elf outside during trickertweeters should be a Mrs's Jennyenny meaner....your probablly going to find the elf smashed next to the pumkin grease on the side of the road.....I can't wait to see what kind of cowincidences come come out of this one.......:)....I will probably see a five foot elf walkin down the side of the road instead of a roostergooster.....:)


and here are the cowincidences on this one.....acouple days later....drivin down highway 9 out of town theres a building with the big letters "enny" on it with the first letter ripped off........I added "enny" on Jenny and then acouple days later three states away I find the "enny" that I put on Jenny....to get Jennyenny on the side of a building....

I wrote above about the cops showin up.......Jennyenny said she found an item next to the theft site of the elf and as she threw it in the trash....the cops showed up moments later in her neighborhood...but she did not call them.....this was acouple days later after I wrote about the cops showin at her house if  I was to hook up with the elf out in the front of her house......:) she goes out to the elf theft site and then the cops show up by her house, and I just wrote about the cops showin up during the elf senario...if I am a fortune teller...then if that is the case....everybody better take note of what I am saying about the co2 and the connection with evil........



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