History of RU..

Comment made about RU bein the missin link..from a beautiful nymphy....nymphyf?

Swooshy and Swash, RU spits out his purple mouthwash......blaaa....hmmmmm......RUs the missing link?...hmmm.....interestin.....RU skips down the oker-doker obble cobble street, jumps up and kicks his heels in the air, and purple sparks shuffle out of the heels, like little purple alien martians runnin out of a, out of control space ship, thats got an ...fusionable nuclear problem and thats about to exploder...RUs like,."what to do with the missin link, what to do?".....hmmm to share the missin link is probably the best idea, but its got to be packaged with the perfect wrappin with pretty little blue bows, so that all may be dazzled with it, to where they just crave it, and can't get enough of it, to get them all, to just want to lick the side of the box and the rounded edges, and wrap their little tasty tongues around the bow...so that the missin link can be properly understood and their lives made better:)...RU skips down the oker-dokerobble cobble street to roll back into RUs dream state along with Hiddy ...zzzzzzzzz

RU and Hippledipple think....."lick the side of the box..hmmmmm....", Hpiddy jumps up and down yellin, " lick the side of the box...ya...ya..ya...lick the side of the box!!!"RU and Hippledipple run over with the sea salt container and start spashin water on the edges of the box and then tossin the unbleached sea salt like their tossin only 20percent alive grass seed seedlets in a 15 pound bag bought at the local hardware store, tryin to grow some terf. RU and Hippledipple sit back in the sun waitin for them to come after they finish the exhaustin work and watch as the unbleached sea salt crystalizes on the edges of the box, creating beautiful designs admist the skyward blue streaks. RU ponders, " how do you know how many seeds are alive or will grow in a bag of lawn seed when you buy it?...hmmmm...it seems to be just a trust issue when you purchase a bag of lawn seed of..hmmmmm", Hippledipple looks over at RU and says, "...I think the purchase of sod is the safer bet..RU."...RU thinks, " you just maybe right Hippeldipple..." ..RU and Hippledipple glance over at the unbleached sea salt crystalized box as they see the foresters startin to gather around it....all internally naturally wantin-cravin to take a lick but hesitant due to the suspicious eyes beading about who all have a financial stake in keepin the box secrect........Hippledipple looks over at RU and says, " well, while we wait for the foresters to gather....let's jump on a seed and take a ride up and who ever gets to the top  of the grassseed kingdom first wins a parachute to get back down....RU looks over at Hippledipple and says, " your on fuddybuddy...your on!!...but how does the loser get down".....Hippledipple looks over and says, " in my world life is not a secrect and the parachute is big enough for who ever needs a lift down...but if I win..I just get to help out the outcome of where we land....:)" RU runs over to his seed and starts massagin it in hopes it will grow faster.....Hippledipple rolls over to his seed and pulls out a little bit of magical fertilizer with a one year old to small foot-toes birthday gift.  Hippledipple then sprinkles the seed with  magical fertilizer and wraps it up with the foot-toes warmer and buries it in the neutral dirt and then goes into a yogo stance waitin for the magic......chantin ancient muzzadackteain hymms....as the crowd gathers and the suspicious eyes become less and less of a concern as the foresters crowd size grows.....

Cowincidences...

A lid to a food product disappears......a little later the radio station starts talkin about how things may disappear and then show up again......the lid appears that was not there earlier in the same spot that was checked at the exact same time the radio discusses this....maybe the lid could not be reached at that earlier time with the position of the arm, but it happens to be found at the exact same moment that the radio is talkin about things disappearing..and reappearing...

A thought about a hair rolls thru the mind....seconds later....that thought is talked about on the radio.....

RU ponders are hair folicles little antennas that allow information embedded electrons to travel from outside sources to inside the brain, penetrating the mind of the individual faster than sound...causing pre forcasts of the moments coming...could the information traveling from radio waves penetrate the mind first thru the hair follicles, before the ears are able to hear the information, causing degaview......hmmmmmmm.......could the increase of information being sent thru these means such as radiowaves, be causing hair folicle root burnout or greater baldness in the world, from electron overload by these information waves penetrating the hair sack.......hmmm  Hippledipple runs over an jots this next endever to figure this out on the list of wonders of the world...not understood yet....as he put's on his swimmers cap to ward off unwanted preforcasts of the next moments....

Baby, are u really go na wanna marry me......:)

I wrote that about the mouthwash above, I am watchin tv acouple days later, theres a mouthwash commericial that I never seen before, about makin the mouthwash less powerfull....never seen it before I wrote that about spittin out the mouthwash...blaaaa....

at least we know on that one RU has a clean mouth to kiss you with baby.....:)


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